Occassionally at work we have special interest days, like storytelling day, Golden bell day and that kinda shit. (I still have no I dea what Golden Bell day is.) But However the last two days have been a special kinda class called "North America Day." Our instructions No word of a lie was "do something." So I decide to teach them something truly North American. NO I wasn't teaching them that. Man some of you are just sick. Funny Side Note: A kid in my class made the hand sign for the shocker and asked me what it meant. In my head, I'm laughing because I've explained it to friends and its hilariuos. Two in the Pink, One in the Stink. I am fully prepared to answer those questions like a professional If were a Sex Ed Teacher. I refer back to the Uncle Larry's Storytime with "glistening" as a subject matter. Only truly funny to some (Lynz being one of them).
BUt back on track I choose to do SLANG. People begin laughing now as the Whitest White Boy in Windsor teaches you talk like a wigger. It was the most fun I've had teaching since Amanda and I Roleplayed at Northwood. I got the students to Diss, Mess and Greet (I don't know a slang word for greet) The main list of words I was using were:
Hello: Sup, Yo, Hey, Cheers, Wazzup
Friend: Mate, Bro/Sista, Man, Dude, Dawg, Holmes, Hommies, Gee, PLaya/Baby
Right: Right On, Word, Rad, BOOYA, Fa Sha, Fa Real, YEEH!
Goodbye: Check Ya, See Ya, Later, Out, Peace, Rollin
I also taught East and West side, as well as the rockers wave.
It was a blast my kids loved it and now as I walk the halls I here a little korean kid, yell out "SUP DAWG" or in KONGLISH "SOUPE DOGGG." I have to each time because of all the people to bring it to korea. It was me.
But I got to thinking I want to make a functioning Slang dictionary for those four words (Hello, Goodbye, Friend, Right for our ADD readers) and anything other that should be known. SO I CHALLENGE YOU: POST COMMENTS OF THINGS THAT SHOULD GO INTO THE ENGLISH TO SLANGLISH DICTIONARY. I will post the official dictionary later.
COMBAE! BROS and SISTAS
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Ahhh!!!! Uncle Larry's Storytime!!! How empty my life is without it. Kevin is designing a public service announcement poster. On the top it says This is what you get if you don't tell your children about Sex. Then a picture of you, followed by "somebody's got to tell them"
You could probably get a government grant for that kinda safety warning.
Oh lordy
Right: aight
I can't believe I forgot 'aight.' KEEP em' coming!
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