FAMILY ADVERSARY WARNING - THIS POST MAY CONTAIN INFORMATION YOU MAY NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME.
I learned that a long time ago. Women have gone crazy because they can't understand why Men don't understand them. Men don't understand, Women because they're FRICKING LOONEY TOONS. Hence the saying "Men are Stupid, Women are Crazy" came into existence. Before this turns into a psychological debate whether Men have a lower intelligence or women have been diagnosed with more psychological disorders. I'll tell you a little story.
I got into fight yesterday with a girl, I had been messing around with. The fight concerned our differing thoughts on sex and sexuality. Anywho whose spent more than an hour in the same room with me knows. I'm a hardcore liberalist when it comes to sex. "If it feels good, do it" is too restrictive. It's more like "Do everything. TWICE. Then ask yourself if you'd do it again"
I make my expectations of from women I'm interested in very clear, and usually very soon. So the girl can make a logical choice whether she can be associated with me. This story that I will eventually get out is a woman who didnt make the logical choice.
We have messed around before, and after a hellishly long day at work tells me to meet her at a bar that I don't know where it is. After 30 minutes of aimless walking she leaves the bar to come get me. We get on the topic of sex again like always. She flirts and does other things while we talk. We go to the bathroom mess around for a bit. (Side note: Only one unisex bathroom in this bar 10 people lined up waiting for us to get out) She tells me not were not gonna doing anything tonight. I'm drunk and horny. After a small arguement about I told her why I was here. (I am VERY HONEST) So I leave on the way home I recieve a text from her on my phone.
I LIKE U. WHY DOES I HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX
I go to sleep without responding.
I wake up to 3 other texts.
DONT BE A DICK. TEXT ME BACK
I'M COMING OVER.
I'M HERE. OPEN THE DOOR.
CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY (Now I'm kicking myself for inviting her over that day)
Dont get me wrong I have no problem with a person's choice to wait. No one should do anything there not ready for. But If a guy tells you straight out the he's there only to sleep with you. BELIEVE HIM AND RUN, if your planning to wait. NOT BY ANY MEANS, CONTINUALLY LEAD HIM ON. If he's honest enough to tell you that, he's honest enough to make you hate him.
I don't know how to finish this. Man I sound like a jerk sometimes. Here's to non-censorship.
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This is why you're my friend. So I can tell you what not to do and watch you do it anyway. I'm not into "I told you so's"! But I think I may have spelled out C-R-A-Z-Y quite a while ago! Let's get over it and hone in on another one very quickly. The problem is, which one to choose...?
You definately know how to pick 'em, Larry! Honestly sounds like it is your time to run this time. If she wont trust what you say honestly, dont even bother. Too much trouble for you.
Go have fun, hun.
Awwww Larry has a new stalker friend. How cute.
Addition to the story: I have texted her back and she has agreed to let me date and sleep with other women while we still mess around. Some days I appreciate my life.
and to Loren - Target acquired. I'll let you know how it goes.
To Lilith - Has there ever been a woman in my life that has been too much trouble? They are my source of constant entertainment and this one wil mostly likely be a full car of clowns and a midget level of entertainment.
To Steph - Don't worry I won't forget who would come to my door looking for me at all hours of the night day. Ah random pumpkin stealing adventures. Did you ever get that pumpkin?
Depends on who you ask. No one saw me, therefore it never happened. It holds true for most of my activities. Clean living and a healthy respect for the law. That's the motto.
Probably not mine though.
Daring duck of mystery,
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Darkwing owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.
(3-2-1) Darkwing Duck
(When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck (Let'sget dangerous)
Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)
Cloud of smoke and he appears,
Master of surprise.
Who's that cunning mind behind
That shadowy disguise?
Nobody knows for sure,
But bad guys are out of luck.
'Cause here comes (Darkwing Duck)
Look out!
(When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck
(Let's get dangerous)
Darkwing Duck
(Better watch out, you bad boys)
Darkwing Duck
New sidenote: She was at a bar and couldnt pick up. So she tells me she wants to see me. I tell her to come over but I gotta be asleep by 3am. (Having my longest day of work the day after and feeling like crap from the weekend, I believe its not an unreasonable request) Apparently that was enough for her to blow her top. I'm tried of you games, either you come over right now or we're done (done what?) I text her back "NIGHT" and go to sleep. Wake up to a text "I like u. Call me when you know how to treat a lady" LADY I giggled for a few minutes. NO big loss.
American Psycho strikes again!
....p.s, be online more!
I am online alot just usually when your sleeping and even if i'm not on line i'm still there. Kinda Santa in a much more creepy way.
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