New Level of Exhaustion

This used to be one post but I decided to break them up. Forgive all spelling errors brain has not recovered from the weekend.
I like most people believe that final stage to exhaustion is A FULL BODY SHUTDOWN. I have discovered another stage it is not beyond it just before it. I have never any one talk about so I'm claiming to invented it and if you disagree I got a hairy spot you can kiss. It's MINE. I have it the "Juggernaut" stage. The stage is characterized by building up so much momentum over the course of long period of time your body does have the energy to stop. You can only wait for Gravity + Friction to it's work.
This weekend with the Drinking, Debauchery and Disc ( my 3D's of death) I had built up some more energy in my body. That it continued to move in without my consent. By Sunday night about 7:00 we had just arrived at "Philipss's (not a typo, straight quote from the menu) Steak N' Magic" Yes that is a dinner theatre style restaurant but the performances are magicians and singers. (Sometimes Koreans Scare Me) I order a steak, hoping the place with steak in its name would have a good steak. As with all Korea it was not. Thin steak, poor marniade. Why am I talking about my steak? I don't know things.
Back on track. About half way through the meal, it's like my brain shuts down. But my body keeps eating. I just can't do anything that requires upper cognitive functions. Talking, Hearing, Understanding. I actually have very little knowledge of how I got home from dinner or how I got into my bed. Normally I would just mark that up to Booze but I had only had water and coke. Thats stage is the new level of exhaustion I have discovered. A state where your brain is fully off line but the body continues to work. I think my body developed a way to adapt to my lack of good judgement. My body knew it needed food, my brian was saying sleep. So when the body started to eat, the brain just shutdown and let it work.
Now I can hear you asking how do I achieve such enlightenment? Well first have a bad eating habits for about 5 years. So your body can undergo working in a vitamin and mineral difficient diet. Second, Give up 75% of your normal sleep time to boozing. You can not allow the mind or body to relax at any point. The booze will take care of the body and the late night will take care of the brain but you'll need to refresh enough to be able to complete stage 3. THIRD, find a enjoyable physically exhausting activity and do it for a full 2 days. (Yes any activity will do, as long as it is enjoyable, requires alot of energy. Yes that does indeed qualify for some not for others) You will need to burn all energy stores you contain so the brain will not have any choice other to shutdown. The Fourth is most important stage, DO NOT EAT. Over the weekend, from Friday 6:00 pm - 6 pm Sunday. (marking before the steak dinner becuase it's nutrients won't get into the bloodstream till after I passed out that evening.
2 oranges, a melted snicker bar, a fastfood chicken burger, and peanuts.
Its still more food than a week of first year university but I was a vegetable in first year. Not the amateur athlete role I seem to be here.
I am in SOOOOO MUUCCCCCHHHHHH PAIN!