This story begins when some of the guys went and saw Underworld Revolution in a DVD room about two or three nights before the incident. He began talking well like he was a vampire. NOt too crazy we all do it, come out of a good movie and pretend we are characters from it (I think most of us can remember doing the wolverine two fisted dive from the first Xmen movie) So we go out on the weekend and its a normal drunken festof debauchery.
We leave one bar, and on the way to the other bar, Chris sees the moonand changes back into the voice. I think its funny so I start provoking him. RULE ONE: NEVER PROVOKE A DRUNKEN VAMPIRE! I should have learned that from Matt's World of Darkness games but here we are. He attacks me and bites me on the base of my neck, and he bites hard. Then he starts pretneding to sneak which is always funny to watch a drunk try to sneak. Then as he passes by a korean walking, he jumps at her and tries to bite her. She screams, hits him and runs. You think that would snap him out of it but NO that is only the beginning. As we walk to "Watermelon Sugar" he randomly attacks numerous club goers and shopkeepers. BUt then he goes into the wrong group and tries to attack thier women. He gets pushed away, and the korean guys are ready to fight him. So instead of trying to help a drunk vampire fight off five koreans. I decide to tackle Chris to the ground, I come up behind him and foot sweep him to the ground and hold him there as the koreans leave. We both bust out laughing hysterically, I dont truly know what caused that but it was hilariuos to us.
So we get clean ourselves off and head to the bar, kinda without vampiric incidents. We drink, not being in any condition to tell him not to.
So get tired an decide to go there are five of us in a cab and the driver. Gramps, Kevin, Timmy, Chris and Myself. Gramps is in the passenger seat, Tim, me, kevin, chris from left to right in the back. I make the mistake of telling the vampire story from earlier to tim, so he's starts shouting Quotesfrom the movie and biting Kevin. I'm trying to pull him off kevin when he lets go and jumps at Gramps and starts attacking him. The attacks just keep coming, Tim is the smartest of all of us when Chris tried to bite him he just slugged him. So he would back off but he backs off alittle to far and starts climbing out of the cab window. Breaks the plastic frame off the door and almost gets hit by another flying past us. YOu think almost almost dying would be enough to stop him BUT NO. HE starts atacking the driver all of us have pull him off and try to holdhim down. But finally we get home and we all dive out of the car.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
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Now THAT is a drunken escapade!!! lol
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